My Hero

This little girl understands that the single most awesome character in the star wars universe is none other than Darth Vader. I too would bow before his greatness and join him fully embracing the dark side. With the power of a Sith Lord and the might of the imperial navy I could crush the federation and end the pathetic career of those serving on the NX01

Blog Trek

I need to blog more. My wife is doing it now and begging me to do the same. So this blog that has died and returned and died has once again returned. The problem I have been having is not writing or finding the time. The problem is watching Star Trek enterprise.

This show is terrible. Luckily its only 3 seasons long.

and then comes the awesome of these fine two men.

So my plan is to try to post an episode at least once a week, also I plan on being a lot more cynical then I have in the past, it will be less episode recap and more hate. Expect lots of verbal feces throwing at the faces of Archer and Tripp. Expect lots of other posts about things that ARE awesome like Shatner, TNG and Warp 11.

I need an outlet for writing, and instead of a new blog I will inflict my wrath upon Enterprise.

Peace and long life.

#17 Rogue Planet

The captain is posing on the bridge for a picture to be posted at starfleet command. Why anyone would want to see this guy I have no idea. Its a good thing people like Kirk, Sulu and Spock will come along soon and made Star Fleet not suck.

Real captains 

The ship suddenly stumbles upon a Rouge Planet! A planet that has broken away from its natural orbit and is drifting out into deep space. Upon investigation they find that there is a ship hidden on the surface, it belongs to the Eska who come from another planet for a traditional hunt of this planets native drayjin - A shapshifting cunning creature that apparently is delicious.

Tastes like Chicken

Althoug the species can shift into huminoid form, and speak - begging for its own life - the Eska refuse to believe it is sapient. Armed wit this fact Captain Archer, Trip and T'poll decide to go on the hunt.

Hunting sober is like fishing...sober

During the hunt Captain Archer sees a mysterious woman out in the woods - who promptly runs away the Eska think Archer was just drunk - Eventually it comes to us that the Woman is a drayjin and she wants Archer to help protect her people. He agrees and using a scheme right out of scoobie doo we defeat the evil hunters and fly off once again on our merry way.

Hey stupid! Communication = Intelligence! 

So to recap: The shapesshifting evil non intelligent slug creatures - who can talk to those and beg for there lives turn out to be sapient, and Archer who was helping to hunt them down with a goal of eating them becomes a hero.